the virus cure
your computer has a virus
you don't know what to do
dont tuck it into bed dont
feed it coffee no matter what
the family doctor says the only
way you can fix it is to show it
to a geek
i ripped my pants at school today
will going down the slide
it wasnt just a little tear
it ripped right open
and everyone saw my
purple under where
the halls were decked
(deck the halls)
deck the halls with toilet paper
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teacher blamed me for that caper
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called me names i can not mention
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now my teachers in detention
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
poems
MY BABY BROTHER
my baby brother is so small
hes hardly even there at all
the only way i can find him
is the smell he leaves behind him
by
bruce lansky
born embarrased
my mom was born in england
my dad was born in france
i was born embaressed
because i had no pants
by bruce lansky
when god gave out noses
i thought he said roses
i asked for a big red one
when god gave out legs
i thought he said kegs
i asked for two big round ones
when god gave out looks
i thought he said books
i asked for none when
god gave out brains
i thought he said trains
and i missed mine
the virus cure for next time
my baby brother is so small
hes hardly even there at all
the only way i can find him
is the smell he leaves behind him
by
bruce lansky
born embarrased
my mom was born in england
my dad was born in france
i was born embaressed
because i had no pants
by bruce lansky
when god gave out noses
i thought he said roses
i asked for a big red one
when god gave out legs
i thought he said kegs
i asked for two big round ones
when god gave out looks
i thought he said books
i asked for none when
god gave out brains
i thought he said trains
and i missed mine
the virus cure for next time
school
1.first grade was fine we did a lot of art progects and i thought my teacher was a witch she had a wig i think but i love first grade
2.i had the best year of my live because my teacher was so nice ms. allen about to become mrs. pilot
3.i liked third because of running club hershey track meet and i think i learned how to spell
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3.i liked third because of running club hershey track meet and i think i learned how to spell
4.all i can say is it is horrible grade
5. is the best ever im learning everything
Friday, July 31, 2009
no boys
boys are on a camp out only girls are home and when my dad gets homei get to go to krispy kreames i am so glad the boys are gone and only the girls are here its awesome to get rid of the boys comment if you like your boys out of the way
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
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Monday, March 16, 2009
8 it's awesome
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Beat my Dad!
I BEAT MY DAD AT CHESS AND HE HAS BEEN PLAYING CHESS FOR 30 YEARS AND I HAVE ONLY BEEN PLAYING FOR 4 DAYS!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
dads birthday week day 1
yesterday it was my dads birthday we got DQ and got ice cream sandwitch i got to play checkers with him
Monday, February 16, 2009
jacobs 14 th birthday
its jacobs birthday. and were going to the golden corral and cosco. for his birthday party. he went power tumbling. with caleb and andy. and those two were sumo wreslers. and the movie is on my moms blog. the checked jacob out from school early. to wath coraline .and will they were gone the other kids stayed home waching sherly temple. in the middle of the show.. jacob got home and showed them the movie theatre. and i had to pause the movie .then we got banded up stairs.. i played with my screaming ballons. rainy played in her room alone. savannah and dalyn played x box. will we were up stairs they watched invasion. then we came down and ate pizza ice cream and cake they byed 6 things of pizza ,1 big tubes uf ice cream, and 2 burt cakes i gave jake a ballon two popped. and 1 had a hole. and caleb stole 1 and blowed it up and tied it i was mad at him it was fun.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
fun at christmas time
it was the first christmas that i wasent sick. i liked all my presents.and my grandma and grandpa came . i got a Dr. suess game . and a oven that i allways wanted an easy bake oven
Sunday, September 28, 2008
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